Friday, August 25, 2006

No Postmodern

Forget about Postmodern - you are unable to handle today, let alone tomorrow, and certainly not an existentially naive concept of tomorrow as today (or yesterday, as it turns out). Perfection comes about in a form of numerical superiority formed on the basis of numbers that cannot exist (and don't freak over the square root of -1, that one is easily solved in a polynomial numeration system).

The real quirk lies in here and now. What have you done for us lately? Because if you do for us, we'll do for you, because you're obviously profitable and we'd like to keep you. Enjoy yourself at our expense, and reap our anwicce fruits.

Just remember - the ideal state is thoughtless. Why aren't you?

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7 Comments:

Blogger Tom & Icy said...

I was always taught that 1 plus 1 equals 2, but then they go and say Pluto ain't no planet!

Saturday, August 26, 2006 6:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But on a base 5 logorithm, one plus one equals approximately two and a half. Now do you begin to realize the full depth of higher orders of uncertainty?

Sunday, August 27, 2006 9:00:00 PM  
Blogger Tom & Icy said...

I'm not sure about my certainy. I find it difficult to concieve that something higher could have depth. How deep is the sky and how high is the ocean?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:11:00 AM  
Blogger Pneumonica said...

20 miles.

-11,000 meters.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 9:31:00 PM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

You are really good at what you do. After reading that I felt almost entirely thoughtless. If it hadn't been for your excellent characterization of postmodernism, I think you might have succeeded with me this time.

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:41:00 PM  
Blogger Pneumonica said...

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Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:42:00 PM  
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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:44:00 PM  

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