Public Service Announcement
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY?
Stop. Asking open-ended questions only leads to problems, which in turn lead to further questions. This creates a continual exponential expansion of questions that inevitably lead to no answers, and in the end leads only to dismay. Instead, find contentment in your situation. Delimit yourself, and find love in narrowly-defined geometry.
DO YOU DISLIKE YOUR CUBLICLE?
The cube is the image of geometric perfection, a standard unattainable but fully within human realization and comprehension. Embrace the definite limitations of your cubicle, knowing that the notion of perfection that you have always been given in your life can be found therein.
LIBERTY AND EQUALITY ARE NOT FOR YOU.
Liberty and equality is furthered by an equanimity that comes from intolerance and hatered. Each collection of people divides itself on arbitrary lines, forming "us" and "them" groups that get smaller and smaller the further the divisions. Intolerance ensures that none become too powerful, by ensuring that all people have the power to pull down those that are beyond them. Equality functions purely by a process of mutually-ensured marginalization.
CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINY IS TOO FRIGHTENING FOR YOU.
ACCEPTANCE IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
This message brought to you by the Ataraxia Foundation.
Stop. Asking open-ended questions only leads to problems, which in turn lead to further questions. This creates a continual exponential expansion of questions that inevitably lead to no answers, and in the end leads only to dismay. Instead, find contentment in your situation. Delimit yourself, and find love in narrowly-defined geometry.
DO YOU DISLIKE YOUR CUBLICLE?
The cube is the image of geometric perfection, a standard unattainable but fully within human realization and comprehension. Embrace the definite limitations of your cubicle, knowing that the notion of perfection that you have always been given in your life can be found therein.
LIBERTY AND EQUALITY ARE NOT FOR YOU.
Liberty and equality is furthered by an equanimity that comes from intolerance and hatered. Each collection of people divides itself on arbitrary lines, forming "us" and "them" groups that get smaller and smaller the further the divisions. Intolerance ensures that none become too powerful, by ensuring that all people have the power to pull down those that are beyond them. Equality functions purely by a process of mutually-ensured marginalization.
CONTROL OF YOUR DESTINY IS TOO FRIGHTENING FOR YOU.
ACCEPTANCE IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
This message brought to you by the Ataraxia Foundation.
posted by Pneumonica at 6/13/2006 11:11:00 PM
2 Comments:
That is such a heart-warming message!!!!! I'm going to post it all over our Foundation!!!!
Yes, find your foundation in our Foundation. Stand upon us, and we will hold you fast. Once you've gone to us, you'll never feel the need to be away.
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